Description
For those who've turned their love of fire into a *legal* profession.
This shirt is perfect for pyrotechnicians who know the thrill of controlled chaosโand for anyone who’s ever been told to “stop playing with matches.” Featuring a hilariously dark design of a house burning, this shirt is a reminder to everyone including legal authorities that you know where the fine line between passion and, well, felony is. Whether you’re setting up fireworks, running a stage show, or just explaining to your friends why you *don’t* start fires for fun, this shirt says it all. Firefighters seem to love it tooโwonder why that could be? Wear it proudly and let the world know: you’re a professional, not a criminal.
Black, White, and Orange are made and shipped by Foxfur from my Oregon workshop. All other colors are produced and shipped by my print partner.













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