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Moms, I get it. Your kid’s idea of a good time involves fire, explosions, and enough smoke to make the neighbors call the fire department *again*. You’re proud (kind of), but also terrified. That’s where the Pyro Mom T-Shirt comes in. It’s the perfect way to say, “I support your dreams of blowing things up, but I’m also keeping the fire extinguisher within arm’s reach.” These shirts give you an air of authority—like you’re the boss of Controlled Chaos—while still letting everyone know you’re nervously Googling “how to fireproof a teenager.”
Gentlemen, listen up. You want to shoot more shows, right? Get your wife one of these shirts. She’ll feel like part of the team, and who knows? She might even start coming to the shows with you! (Don’t get too excited—she’s not packing sandwiches for the crew. That’s still the job of the hot case at the gas station.) But hey, a supportive pyro mom is a happy pyro mom, and a happy pyro mom means more time for you to play with your fireworks. Win-win!
The black option is made and shipped by Foxfur from my Oregon workshop. All other colors are produced and shipped by my print partner.
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