In Case of Fire Use Fireworks T-Shirt

Description

When life hands you lemons, make it pay—with fireworks. Battle bonfires with brocades, corrupt a campfire with crackers, and if fate hands you a house fire, you have a hasty holiday. Because when the world burns, I don’t run—I reload.

When I was a kid, I watched firefighters dispose of confiscated fireworks by throwing them into a burning building. Years later, I got to do the same thing myself. There’s nothing quite like lighting up someone else’s fireworks —that’s why most of us got into this game in the first place.

Whether you’re a pyrotechnician, a firefighter, a burn crew member, or just someone who knows how to turn lemons into lampares, this shirt brings the heat. Perfect for fire festivals, 4th of July, or just igniting conversations.

Made and shipped by Foxfur from my Oregon workshop.